How to be an even more highly functioning alcoholic!

All of my adult drinking life I have been plagued with monstrous hangovers. Well, no longer! I've discovered a system that allows me to drink enough to walk that fine line of "buzzing pleasantly/teetering on sublime mindlessness" without consequence. I've experimented with this formula four times and it has worked every time. NO HANGOVER. I begin the night with a large glass of water and two Chaser pills. Chaser pills can be found OTC at the drugstore. I do believe it's homeopathic, witch doctor-y stuff I do not understand, but whatever it works! The key is to drink hard liquor and water only. No beer, wine, champagne (cry!), juice, sodas, mixes....NO SUGAR. I do shots of Stoli or Patron depending on my mood, but not both. I stick to one hard liquor. I love tequila and have heard it is the only booze that is a stimulant (That's what I heard from a hardcore drug addict anyway. Ask the experts!) So three shots in, I take two more Chaser pills. All the while drinking a large glass of water with each shot. I never do more than three shots or else I venture into sloppiness, and we want to keep it cute and sexy Kittens! Below is some info about Chaser. It's in the pharmacy section next to Airborne and allergy medicine. The box is red and orange. The pills are not too large and have no aftertaste or odor. But whatever People, it works!

Happy Imbibing,

Pink Pamplemousse xoxox

Questions and Answers Q: Does Chaser Plus really work? A: For the vast majority of people, Chaser Plus is a highly effectivehangover medicine when taken as directed. Q: How do I take Chaser Plus? A: Adults (age 21 and over): For effective hangover prevention, take two caplets with your first drink. Take two more caplets after four to six drinks, or every two to three hours. Do not take more than eight caplets in a 24 hour period or use the maximum dosage for more than one week except under the advice and supervision of a physician. Not for use by persons under 21 years of age. Q: What’s in Chaser Plus? A: Chaser Plus is a homeopathic hangover medicine you take while drinking to help you avoid hangovers. Its ingredients target specific hangover symptoms such as headache, nausea, fatigue, dizziness, light and sound sensitivity, and dry mouth. It's a safe alternative to aspirin, acetaminophen and other traditional hangover remedies, many of which carry serious alcohol warnings. Chaser Plus is manufactured and packaged in the U.S.A. at FDA inspected, pharmaceutical cGMP facilities. Active Ingredients Purpose Cinchona off. 12X Throbbing head, noise sensitivity Lobelia inf. 12X Nausea, dizziness, headache Nux vomica 12X Headache, light sensitivity Quercus spir glan 6X Dry mouth and throat Ranunculus bulb 12X Headache, fatigue Zincum met. 30X Fatigue, headache, nausea Q: Will Chaser Plus work no matter how much I drink? A: No. Chaser Plus is designed for the moderate social drinker. We recommend that you drink in moderation. Never drink and drive. Consult a physician if you believe you may have a dependency on alcohol. Q: Why should I switch from acetaminophen or aspirin? A: Acetaminophen and aspirin only dull the agony. Chaser Plus helps you avoid hangovers before they start. Plus, acetaminophen has been linked to liver toxicity. Aspirin and Ibuprofen are highly acidic which may cause stomach irritation or bleeding. All natural Chaser hangover remedies have no side effects. Q: Does Chaser Plus have any side effects? A: No side effects have been shown if taken according to package directions. Ask a doctor before use if: a) you are being treated for a medical condition, or b) you have a condition that requires you to take prescription drugs. If pregnant or breast feeding, ask a health care professional before use. It is especially important not to consume alcohol while pregnant or nursing. Q: Will Chaser Plus prevent intoxication? A: No. Chaser Plus will not prevent intoxication nor help you pass a sobriety test. We recommend that you drink in moderation and drink responsibly. Never drink and drive. Q: Will Chaser Plus affect drug test results? A: No. Chaser has no effects on drug test results. Q: Where can I buy Chaser Plus? A: Look for Chaser Plus in most major drug, grocery, vitamin and convenience stores across the U.S. and Canada.